Thursday, May 03, 2007
here's the SERIOUSLY lame story((:
all
CREDITS to claudia(((:
There once lived a colgate and a toothbrush.
They lived in Susie's house toilet.
The toilet was big.
The toilet was clean.
But the toilet was HAUNTED.
Why is the toilet HAUNTED?
Let me tell you the story.
Colgate and toothbrush were brothers.
They were not only brothers,
they were TWIN brothers.
Unfortunately, mama soap did not
born them to look alike,
in fact, they were different.
Colgate and toothbrush had opposite
characters. Everything they did and had were
never the same.(Except the fact that they were
both boys.)
One day, Susie came into the toilet
to brush her teeth. (She climbed onto a stool
because she was short.) And she took toothbrush
up and started brushing.
Now,people usually brush their teeth
with colgate but, NO, Susie detest
the smell and taste of colgate.
So, colgate was never touched.
This upsetted toothbrush alot.
because the more times Susie used
him, the older and uglier his brush becomes.
Whereas, when colgate was 355 days old,
he looked brand new.
However, colgate felt differently,
he felt useless and despised by
Susie. He wanted to be used.
Both of them soon quarrelled over
this trivial matter and soon,
both plotted to kill each other.
They both met at the end of the basin.
They started pushing.
Both fell.
But colgate survived by squeezing out
enough colgate to cushion his land.
Toothbrush fell into the toilet bowl
next to the basin. He died.
So,now we know why Susie's toilet
is haunted.
Moral of Story?Don't neglect your colgate.
It is more useful.
posted @8:37 PM
